"Look Into My Lenses...Now Buy Me Tacos" Long Sleeve Hooded Tee
This tee turns every glance into a dare. The spiral shades draw them in, the words seal the deal, and suddenly you’ve got the power of suggestion on your side. Forget deep conversations or cosmic truths, this is about eye contact, awkward laughter, and maybe scoring a taco or two.
It’s flirty, it’s funny, and it’s a wearable magic trick. Warning: side effects may include random strangers craving tacos and people taking this shirt way too seriously.
Because honestly, who can resist a hypnotic stare… and tacos?
These shirts aren’t mass-produced or made by a third-party vendor. Each one is hand-pressed by me, the artist, one at a time. I treat every piece with care, check it for quality, and only send it when I know it’s right.
They’re personal, rooted in Central Florida, and made in America. Keeping it local matters because when we support each other, we grow together.
You’re not just wearing fabric and ink, you’re wearing something crafted with love, quality, and a little bit of my soul. I made this for you!
Key Features & Benefits
Premium Fabric – Preshrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton for softness and strength.
Lightweight & Breathable – Soft, airy fabric designed for comfort that lasts all day.
Stylish Details – Relaxed unlined hood with contrast drawcord
Durable Construction – Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem to maintain shape and stand up to repeated wear.
Certified Safe – Oeko-Tex® Standard 100 Certified, ensuring no harmful substances touch your skin.
Relaxed Fit – Semi-fitted
This tee turns every glance into a dare. The spiral shades draw them in, the words seal the deal, and suddenly you’ve got the power of suggestion on your side. Forget deep conversations or cosmic truths, this is about eye contact, awkward laughter, and maybe scoring a taco or two.
It’s flirty, it’s funny, and it’s a wearable magic trick. Warning: side effects may include random strangers craving tacos and people taking this shirt way too seriously.
Because honestly, who can resist a hypnotic stare… and tacos?
These shirts aren’t mass-produced or made by a third-party vendor. Each one is hand-pressed by me, the artist, one at a time. I treat every piece with care, check it for quality, and only send it when I know it’s right.
They’re personal, rooted in Central Florida, and made in America. Keeping it local matters because when we support each other, we grow together.
You’re not just wearing fabric and ink, you’re wearing something crafted with love, quality, and a little bit of my soul. I made this for you!
Key Features & Benefits
Premium Fabric – Preshrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton for softness and strength.
Lightweight & Breathable – Soft, airy fabric designed for comfort that lasts all day.
Stylish Details – Relaxed unlined hood with contrast drawcord
Durable Construction – Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem to maintain shape and stand up to repeated wear.
Certified Safe – Oeko-Tex® Standard 100 Certified, ensuring no harmful substances touch your skin.
Relaxed Fit – Semi-fitted